Topic > Essay on the Apocalypse: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

But your friend, spouse, or kids in the future might think it's Photoshop. Maybe go to bed, so the next thing you see in the morning is a bunch of people and zombies trying to break into the house where you're well protected. Maybe take a shower because you don't want that zombie disease or just don't worry about the zombie apocalypse at all and instead play video games and relax in your house. If you don't want someone to sneak into your house, set booby traps around your house so they will kill themselves when they walk on it, and then you will too. Make sure you wear makeup if you're a girl because you might want to wear some if you want to attract some'