Topic > The origin of modern Christmas and the myth of...

When Sir Bob of Schneizereindeer returns from Zimbabwe, his knights organize a meeting to tell Sir Bob some terrible news. His wife, Queen Phaedra, was taken away by a dragon and locked in her castle. Being the bravest knight in all of Schneizereindeer, Sir Bob undoubtedly chooses to embark on an adventure to save his lover from the evil dragon. Since Sir Bob's origins, each knight has a special ability, and for Bob, it could fly. Sir Bob wastes no time packing his bags for his trip to the infamous Dragon Tower. Along the way he meets a farmer on the ground shaking. Sir Bob gets out. “State your name, farmer,” says Sir Bob. "I am Sir Nez of Caca, and are you?" Sir Bob immediately beheads him because Sir Nez is the most wanted man in Africa due to his infamous dragon breaking free from him, the same dragon that took Queen Phaedra. After calming down, Sir Bob continues his quest to save his mistress and flies for another 12 hours. So Sir Bob decides to rest and take a nap under a banana tree. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..” Sir Bob wakes up with a horrible ...